Sorry Baby

I read in my What to Expect When You're Expecting that I should be able to feel my bump soon so I've been poking at my stomach incessantly for the last week, which doesn't really work since I just tighten my abs in response to the poking. But, I keep trying. Then, in my weekly email I read this:

In fact, if you prod your abdomen, your baby will squirm in response, although you won't be able to feel it.

Oops. Sorry baby. You're probably wondering what the heck is going on. Though, let's be honest, I'm probably going to keep poking around, looking for you. You can get me back when you're bigger and kicking my internal organs.