LB will not pander to your wishes, oh no. (Unless you're daddy. LB will almost always pander to daddy) LB will not DEIGN to perform at your command. LB will NOT, I tell you, kick, twist, swivel, poke or do any other movement at your request. No sir. LB will wiggle when s/he wants to wiggle. LB will poke a limb out of the side of my tummy when s/he feels like it and not a second sooner! SO. THAT. IS. THAT.
(This message is brought to you by the mother of a child who goes bonkers at unexpected moments and refuses to move whenever anyone wants to feel a kick. Ex- LB waits until we are in the car driving home from book club before deciding to give me a deep tissue massage with her/his elbow, thereby making said elbow stick out of my side like a crazy, moving knob that I know Robyn would have been pleased to poke at but, nope, no knobs at book club. Nope. I don't know what to tell you people, this one is feisty like his/her mama!)
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